Or is that chick in the Comcast commercials really annoying? You know, Tina, from TeamTina!
The one who "one day of the year we walk, the other 364 days I plan, I do this, I do that, I take all the burden so you don't have too, you sub-standard pieces of shit". That one with the teeth? All of those scary, scary teeth. She just seems like the greatest pain in the ass alive to me. Someone who even her friends hate. "Friends" who, even when complimenting her on the "great" playlist she made, are really thinking they'd like to punch her in those fucking teeth and you wouldn't even be here if it she hadn't guilt'ed you into this queer-ass walk-a-thon 'cause her third cousins' kid died of cancer, and you couldn't say no without sounding like an asshole.
Yeah, her. Who is distracting me from hating Sarah Palin. (Who seems to be pal'in around with some terrorists of her own. Umm, smell that fresh baked hypocrisy). Tina, stop distracting me!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Remember the Fallen
November 4, 2008. A day of rememberance of those who have fallen over the last eight years. Please join me.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
You know what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking that every homeless, crackhead, alcoholic, mentally challenged, street person I see...
May just have a sister that is a "(airquote) good Christian(closequote)", (should I point out the intensity of those airquotes? Maybe I should have used the Helvetica font)and that the sister reminds them of what an unreformed Christian really is, daily, in verse. And chapter.
I thank God for my sister. No, really. I THANK GOD FOR MY SISTER. (I typed that in "Helvetica Bold" , the most sincere of all Fonts).
And I thank God that I am not a homeless, crackhead, alcoholic, umm, fast forward, streetperson.
By the way... My neighbor, a crackhead, alcoholic, mentally challenged, man, whom has a "Christian" sister, He, the NCAmCWhasCS, will be back tomorrow. I'm just sayin'
May just have a sister that is a "(airquote) good Christian(closequote)", (should I point out the intensity of those airquotes? Maybe I should have used the Helvetica font)and that the sister reminds them of what an unreformed Christian really is, daily, in verse. And chapter.
I thank God for my sister. No, really. I THANK GOD FOR MY SISTER. (I typed that in "Helvetica Bold" , the most sincere of all Fonts).
And I thank God that I am not a homeless, crackhead, alcoholic, umm, fast forward, streetperson.
By the way... My neighbor, a crackhead, alcoholic, mentally challenged, man, whom has a "Christian" sister, He, the NCAmCWhasCS, will be back tomorrow. I'm just sayin'
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