Adage du'Jour

The key to a healthy pregnancy is to avoid Rum-based drinks and non-mentholated cigarettes in the third trimester. Of course, the occasional Pina Colada is acceptable, as the coconut milk is good for the baby.

Quiz:

Who was the least Beatle?

A: John
B: George
C: Ringo
D: Brice
E: Paul
(Pete is not allowed.)

SubQuiz: Why am I only 45, not a particular fan, and know who Pete is/was? Answer: You are Old.

First Question's answer? Dah, it's Ringo. Only one who couldn't play Guitar. And Brice had some delightful harmony!

Adage du'Jour

The teaching of "abstinence-only" sex education to pubescence kids is very much like telling a menopausal woman that she should get herself a fan.

It ain't gonna work and somebody is going to wind up with sore testicles.

I scared the dog laughing at this:

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Pee shy shy

Mee-Maw always taught me "If you try to tinkle in the creek, a big catfish will bite your weiner and never let go"

Also, I can only poop in my own home.

Vacations can be problematic.

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Adage du' Jours

The ability to correctly identify the weakness of others does not indicate the strength of oneself.

I just made that up!

I need to remember that sometimes. But not nearly as much as some other assholes need to remember it!