Patient Zero

I swear to the great sky wizard that if I get swine flu, I will hunt lil' Larry down and strangle his ass! Traveling from Mexico? Likely to lay down with pigs? "Hey, can I use your phone and hack up some lung butter on it?

(Again, this post more of a "Tweet". Ah, shit, now I've got bird flu!)

Take three asprin before reading this:

From the Faux News Network. This is their transcript of Liz Triota explaing how the torture investigation hurts Americur: (I have edited the computer generated transcript for clarity. Really, do try to read this word for word)

Anchor says: The release of the Bush era memos that authorized harsh interrogation tactics for terror suspects has set up a media frenzy. The Obama administration is reluctant to call that tactic torture. But some mainstream media seem eager to use that word. Torture. Could the media obsession with this story be dangerous? Joining us now journalist, author and Fox News contributor, Liz Triotta It's good to see you this morning. Good morning. A lot of information is being obtained about these memos some we know, so we don't, but what that what we know what is being talked about in the media, is it too much? Is it dangerous to national security?

Triota: " And the first point I would make is to answer your question is that the race to grab the high ground among liberal journalists makes your mind just spin, meaning you have people like David Brooks and people act right and the New York Times and Roger Kohn of the Washington Post. Writing about how horrible all this torture is and using the word torture. But that we didn't he -- investigation that would lead to the prosecution of the prosecutors would only be a look back at the Bush Administration. And we havent got time for that. I's unclear what Obama's gonna do but I would venture to guess that the lefties and -- but also being analyzed that the lefties in the and the congress are going to push him to take some action because they're still fighting George Bush in this. Nothing better than they would like than Cheney and Bush in jail. So I think that's very much you have moveon.org. And you have all the rest of the left wing forces involved in this. And they're talking to the media. And don't forget, the ACLU brought this all to a head under Freedom of Information. And it's what you head that is if you want for example if you want to get a transcript of this you have to go to the ACLU web site. So that. But we give a lot of posturing on this and a lot of people who were using the word torture. And then you have the very careful New York Times at this point after agitating for some action on this. Calling them interrogations. And not torture."

Anchor: Let me just mention senator Rasmussen poll 58% of Americans that were polled believe that the release -- the information. Endangers the national security. Of the United States just to present both sides of the story I'm not sure that's getting out in every media organization. -- always good to see you thanks so much thank you."

Head hurt yet? I have no idea what she said. Sort of a cross between Sarah Palin and that teenage pageant queen. And so forth. But perhaps it would help to watch the actual footage.

"I believe we have a clip"

Who in the hell told her to wear the suit from the movie Tron? I really feel like I could slip into a seizure at any minute! Do you think that could have been deliberate distraction? "I have nothing to say, so take this time to watch my jacket"

And in case we forgot that we already knew she is a cunt:

It is Wednesday, at 10:41 PM

With all the shit that has hit the fan TODAY, over torture, wire taps, congressional misbehavior, wrongfully prosecuted military turncoats, and more bailing out the bail outs, Greta Van Fuckertin had (all caps intentional) AN INTERVIEW OF former first lady BAR-BAR the BUSH REGARDING THE G.H.W BUSH (Sr.) PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY! You know the one that has "raised 1.8 Million dollars". "I'm sorry" says Gretchel Von Rhinoplasty/sans/Jaw realignmensturn, "was that 1 point 8 Million Dollars"? "No" says the beautiful minded Babs, "One Million, Eight Hundred Thousand dollars and a little more". That is the Faux news of the day, Re-Grettable van Cesspot? Seven minutes on the Reading Is Fundamental (RIF) program?

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you. OH, oh, oh, my sweet good little Lordy-lordy, Fuck YOU.

(I believe the above qualifies as only a Tweet, and not an actual post) And Fuck you.

Whatever else, watch that first link

For Christsakes! It is paper on a stick! And spelling.

I like pictures that tell stories.

I like it when a photo guides you through the beginning planning stages, the middle execution and decision making stages, and the end results when Mom comes home from the Photo Hut.



I also like photos that don't tell you jack shit, but let you make up your own story entirely.

I'm a grown man, fer christsakes!

There comes a time in our adult lives, that we come to accept who we have become. Give away some of our hopes and dreams, and realize that "this is it, huh?" has an affirmative answer. We forgive past grievances and ask forgiveness for our own mistakes. We realize that our parents did the best job they could do, and that we wouldn't likely do any better. And that's OK. They did pretty good. No visible scars, good enough values and a good mental health base. Childhood is full of memories. At a certain age you need to let go of the bad ones and focus on all of the good. I thank God for the Mom & Dad I got, and wouldn't trade them for anything.



But seriously, Mom, what the fuck was up with all the owls?

Fun with Lutherens!

"The internet is an invention of the Devil, Davey"

"Well, Goliath, I'll just have to ask Pastor Miller what Officer Dan is doing out of his uniform on, um, w w w period hot cop porn period com, I'll bet he knows.

Vintage B&W Photography

I've really been getting interested in Vernacular Photography. The old black and white really hold a certain gritty-ness and rough hewn quality.








This, and the masculinity of a bowling alley really displays a sense of swagger and virilty.












W-Wh-What?????










Well, spare me Mary!
These pictures give me joy.

Operation Enduring Adorability

This is why there should not be gays serving openly in the military. I said Openly.

You wanna piece of me?

Really? My generation was bad ass. I grew up in a rough neighborhood. Every kid for himself. We would fuck you up and not bat an eye.



Never fuck with someone who is a Master at Jarts!

Remarkably free of Jesus content:

This rocks ass! Thanks Bridget!

It's good to have friends

Guess who's going to hell today?