This is the post that doesn't even need a title, caption, or commentary.

Ann Coulter has Jaw wired shut.

For added irony (like this needs it) do a Google search on "Coulter Jaw" and check out the "Did you mean..." response.

Oh, my sweet delicious irony. How I have missed you.

An uncomfortable passion

Overdramatic, yes. But damn, he makes the clearest sense yet. Oh, Keith, will you marry me?

I'm having this unfamiliar sensation in my chest...

I think they call it HOPE.

Remember my post a few months ago about how none of the overseas newspapers were focusing on the United States? That we should impeach Bush so we could repair our nations reputation in the world? And that "we can take the first of a thousand steps to repair our nations world image" but we just weren't making headlines?

Hope springs eternal. This week on Al Jazeera online (All jazzerie, all the time), "World reacts to Obama's Victory". This gives the offical statements from about 20 different nations around the world. We're a Hit!

With all the optimism this regime change has inspired, we could coast along just on Karma for the first year of Obama's first term (first of five terms I predict. Keep on waiting Hillary).

The best official quote, the first to make me cry just a little was from Britain's housing minister: "It absolutely shakes people's perceptions of the America they loved to hate."

Many of the Comments/Feedback at the bottom of the page are also heartwarming. But if for nothing else, check out the Obama cartoon on the headline picture banner from the China celebration.

I feel all hopefulity inside.

From the Faux news website...

Gay Marriage Riots in California Streets

Riots? Really? Riots?
Hellllllloooooooooo, Mary!

I just wanna see that baby come out of the stroller, bottle of Molotov Cocktail in his tiny fist, nipple aflame.

Bitch, please. You cannot call anything a riot if someone brings Canapes! And if any cars were turned over, it would'nt have been a Miata.
Girl Puh-lease. Hmmmmph!

Update: I just noticed the full headline of "Several Gay Marriage Ban Protesters Arrested in Clashes With Police in California", in comparison to the first line of the article "Seven people were arrested Thursday ..." Hmmm, what word-smithery: Several vs. Seven. Two fewer letters, more concise and more accurate. How incite-full. Jackasses.

I will give all the money I will ever make in my life...

if I could just see one photograph of Cindy McCain, three weeks late for her botox session, without makeup, sans wig, denture free, no wardrobe, jewelery, shoes and no pharmaceuticals.

Just one still picture. But not a video!






Maybe John McCain does deserve to win.