I swear to the great sky wizard that if I get swine flu, I will hunt lil' Larry down and strangle his ass! Traveling from Mexico? Likely to lay down with pigs? "Hey, can I use your phone and hack up some lung butter on it?
(Again, this post more of a "Tweet". Ah, shit, now I've got bird flu!)
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9 comments:
Trust me if you come down with the flu. I will hunt lil Larry down and hurt him bad.
Seriously , why would you let someone who looks like a walking, talking, life size, animated version of the ebola virus, touch anything you'll ever have the need to touch again. I blame you. Good day sir!
But I was just...
I said good day sir!
Why are we ever talking about HIM???
Is he there tonight. I just cannot sleep. For thinking about him . Where is he. Is he lying in the streets some where sick,really sick. trying to get home to somewhere so he can smoke. and drink some more,out side with the bugs. Poor guy. WHY......
who the frig is larry?
i'm skeerdt.
bridget
Bridgee, you need to use the inter-web (a series of tubes, if you will) the way it was intended to be used. No "Frig", it's FUCK dear. Use the word while it's (the inter-tubes) still uncensored. Make use of this little freedom. FUCK. FUCK. And a hardy FUCKITY,FUCK,and FUCK!
Lil' Larry is a freakishly wealthy, 40,50, or 60 something trust fund baby. His parents owned Steve's house. He wanders the earth, via the sweat off his good fathers ass, gathering diseases from aboard, and returning them safely to this continent. Seems to be a repellant for even the most harmful, vile diseases. Much like the original patient Zero, not nearly...nearly...as attractive, as the original. I swear to fuck, he smells like a disease riddled petri dish, a petri dish that smokes real cheap cig's. So's to some up...you should be skeerdt. FUCK by the way.
well phuck me.
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