Take three asprin before reading this:

From the Faux News Network. This is their transcript of Liz Triota explaing how the torture investigation hurts Americur: (I have edited the computer generated transcript for clarity. Really, do try to read this word for word)

Anchor says: The release of the Bush era memos that authorized harsh interrogation tactics for terror suspects has set up a media frenzy. The Obama administration is reluctant to call that tactic torture. But some mainstream media seem eager to use that word. Torture. Could the media obsession with this story be dangerous? Joining us now journalist, author and Fox News contributor, Liz Triotta It's good to see you this morning. Good morning. A lot of information is being obtained about these memos some we know, so we don't, but what that what we know what is being talked about in the media, is it too much? Is it dangerous to national security?

Triota: " And the first point I would make is to answer your question is that the race to grab the high ground among liberal journalists makes your mind just spin, meaning you have people like David Brooks and people act right and the New York Times and Roger Kohn of the Washington Post. Writing about how horrible all this torture is and using the word torture. But that we didn't he -- investigation that would lead to the prosecution of the prosecutors would only be a look back at the Bush Administration. And we havent got time for that. I's unclear what Obama's gonna do but I would venture to guess that the lefties and -- but also being analyzed that the lefties in the and the congress are going to push him to take some action because they're still fighting George Bush in this. Nothing better than they would like than Cheney and Bush in jail. So I think that's very much you have moveon.org. And you have all the rest of the left wing forces involved in this. And they're talking to the media. And don't forget, the ACLU brought this all to a head under Freedom of Information. And it's what you head that is if you want for example if you want to get a transcript of this you have to go to the ACLU web site. So that. But we give a lot of posturing on this and a lot of people who were using the word torture. And then you have the very careful New York Times at this point after agitating for some action on this. Calling them interrogations. And not torture."

Anchor: Let me just mention senator Rasmussen poll 58% of Americans that were polled believe that the release -- the information. Endangers the national security. Of the United States just to present both sides of the story I'm not sure that's getting out in every media organization. -- always good to see you thanks so much thank you."

Head hurt yet? I have no idea what she said. Sort of a cross between Sarah Palin and that teenage pageant queen. And so forth. But perhaps it would help to watch the actual footage.

"I believe we have a clip"

Who in the hell told her to wear the suit from the movie Tron? I really feel like I could slip into a seizure at any minute! Do you think that could have been deliberate distraction? "I have nothing to say, so take this time to watch my jacket"

And in case we forgot that we already knew she is a cunt: