Friday, November 27, 2009

Adage du'Jour

The key to a healthy pregnancy is to avoid Rum-based drinks and non-mentholated cigarettes in the third trimester. Of course, the occasional Pina Colada is acceptable, as the coconut milk is good for the baby.

2 comments:

Wen said...

Why do you walk by fat tuesday's? It just pisses you off! Save your anger for more important shit. And really, isn't she just thinning the herd, you know survival of the fittest.

Wen said...

One might assume that adage du' Jour would imply a daily bit of wisdom, but one would be wrong. What is french for "Adage when I fucking feel like it"?