Friday, November 13, 2009

Adage du'Jour

The teaching of "abstinence-only" sex education to pubescence kids is very much like telling a menopausal woman that she should get herself a fan.

It ain't gonna work and somebody is going to wind up with sore testicles.

1 comment:

Wen said...

Wendy's Question du' jour: How on earth is it possible for one 4' 5", 83 pound, octogenarian to bring an entire grocery store (not no Faustos) a real grocery store, to it's knees and a virtual grinding halt! So much so that people give up, leave carts where they finally said "No more". All of us walking to our cars, older than when we went in, wandering around like Rain-man. "Just need chicken". "Only want chicken". "She's so small". "Need chicken". "She drove, she can drive, she drive good".
Fried bologna sandwiches it is!