Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Christian Charity?

So's, I got me a new duvet cover. Nothing fancy just a little somethin' new.

Now my old one, it's not so bad. Just a bit faded and some fray-ing round the edges. I hate to just throw it away.

But...

Do I take it to the Salvation Army? Think there is someone in Key West, shopping at the S.A., in need of a duvet cover? Do you think the S.A. has a bunch of naked Duvet's all dusty clogging up the shelves? Am I required to go and purchase a new Duvet with which to be covered by said item?

I am a sea.

And just for Wen:

Tourist: Excuse me, Steve. Do you have an Old Navy Store here in Key West?
Me: No, but we do have THE Navy.

1 comment:

Wen said...

wenWhere did the dog asses go....?
And the duvet cover,or more commonly known here in the south "what the fuck is a doovay cuver", make lovely hobo sacks....or overnight shelter if properly hung in a tree.....lym