Thank you so much for the bequeathment check from Grandmother Turner. I do so truly appreciate it. I plan on spending the money on christal methanphetamines and homosexual pornography (the really weird stuff). If I find I have anything left over, I might consider an endowment to legalizing marijuana or to the NAACP. I just can't decide. Any suggestions?
Well, that was my original response. Then I got to thinking.
You know, if Bill Turner was in charge of executing a will (and not just the Execution of our hopes and dreams) and his mother wanted $500.00 to go to the "kids", even if she didn't have it/never had it, he would have found a way to grant that empty request. Regardless of any hardship it would cause him or his family. He kindof passed that on to me too. Could his own annoying brother be that much different? Am I actually feeling sentimental towards that side of the family? I don't like this feeling.
Don't get me wrong. I have no hesitation cashing the check. I just feel like I should spend the money on something Dad would have approved of. Bus fare perhaps?
Regardless, the check goes in the bank tomorrow. Just who should I call to spend it? A drug dealer or the Department of Transportation?
Sometimes blogging hurts.
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This is over the top hysterical. Two of the funniest things that can be said to me and get a never fail, face aching laugh out of me..."Bus fare" and the always reliable "Howler monkey". Keep up the good work...lyvmm&b&...(c) is" praying for your soul and your wicked ways", she is still under the exodus spell.
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