Steve attends a town hall Meeting: Steve: "Yes Senator Martinez I have a question". Mel Martinez (R): "Go ahead Mr. Turner with your question." Steve: "I sent my sister a link to my blog that referenced such fucktardery that her head actually exploded, but since she saw the fox logo in the corner of the page, her insurance company dropped her because of a Pre-existing condition. She had been repeatedly warned that the fox logo was what was causing her migraines, and I feel responsible, can you help us, she is headless, but still alive. We were just turned out of the HMO approved clinic she was approved for, with best wishes alone, please sir can you help us?" Mel(R): "Get this man a pie and casserole stat! Next question?"
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Steve attends a town hall Meeting:
Steve:
"Yes Senator Martinez I have a question".
Mel Martinez (R):
"Go ahead Mr. Turner with your question."
Steve:
"I sent my sister a link to my blog that referenced such fucktardery that her head actually exploded, but since she saw the fox logo in the corner of the page, her insurance company dropped her because of a Pre-existing condition. She had been repeatedly warned that the fox logo was what was causing her migraines, and I feel responsible, can you help us, she is headless, but still alive. We were just turned out of the HMO approved clinic she was approved for, with best wishes alone, please sir can you help us?"
Mel(R): "Get this man a pie and casserole stat! Next question?"
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