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The best explanation of evolution that I. Have. Ever. Heard.
In the beginning, we were all fish. Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this Retard frog-squirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
Thank you South Park. Brilliant!
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A: Why do you hate Kira (?), Cara (?), Kim Sedgewick? And 2: It's no accident that Andy's last name is Dick, I think his middle name is actually "The". And as for the 5 monkey theorie: Very interesting! I once heard a "Yarn" of a family tradition of cutting off the end of a roast...now hear me out....Daughter after daughter in this family cut the perfectly good end of a roast off and disguarded it, one day the husband of the wife asked why? She had no good answer. She having plenty of time on her hands, cause apperently she does't work for a living and just sucks his dick to keep a roof over her head cause they met in college the one she was attending just to find a meal ticket for life "catch 'um while the bloom is still on the rose, Mama would always say"...Oh, where was I? Oh ya, so she researchs this and finds the explantion to this family tradtion. Great Grama Gold digger only had a small roasting pan, but being a attractive and not too smart she baught a roast to fucking big for her pan, so she always had to cut the end off. The End! lyvmm P.S You really need make every day at dog beach "potluck", just think of the money you'd save, think of your rita based ulcer that would simmer down? Just a thought....
Haha, yah, South Park is great. I'm glad you enjoyed our April Fools post at Think Gene. :D
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