No, I don't mean the Clinton appointment. I don't mean the tragedy in Mumbai. I don't mean the raucous Greeter-stomping at the Wal-mart. I don't even mean the debacle that was the Rosie O'Donnell Live Variety show (although that was an hour sponsored in part by Satan).
What I mean is this:
Beyonce To Play Singer Etta James In 'Cadillac Records'
Beyonce? That girl from Density's Child? The skinny bitch who struggled with the complex dialogue in Austin Powers-Goldmember? The chick that made Eddie Murphy look like Laurence Oliver in Dreamgirls? The mezzo-soprano one who squeeks the high notes from her breasts? (She has no low notes, stop looking.)
Well, she is a very light skinned black woman with her own blonde wig. Thus ends the similarity.
Also coming to a theater near you:
Brittany Spears in the story of Mother Theresa
Ben Affleck and J-Lo as Ike and Tina
Fiddy Cent as Nelson Mandela
Toby Keith in the biography of Liberace
O' Lord, why hast Thou foresaken us?
And Stop Fucking With My Etta!!!
1 comment:
I would respectfully like you to defer to our conversation in the fall of the year of 1999, when I told you life will never be again as we know it, with the up coming movie of "The wild, wild west" starring the ever so black Will Smith...and there for I give you case closed on making since of anything anymore from that day to this.
P.S. Marky Mark (Boogie Nights) and Val Kilmer (Wonderland) as John Holmes...PALEEZE!
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