Pumping Faith: Bodybuilder Turns Church Into Religious-Themed Gym
Sunday, July 26, 2009
BARBERTON, Ohio — A developer has found new life for an old church in northeast Ohio by redesigning it as a workout center.
Developer and bodybuilder Al Horvath converted a Methodist church in Barberton into a training facility he calls Faith Gym.
Horvath kept the church's original 1892 stained-glass windows and added murals depicting such biblical characters as David and Goliath and Samson and Delilah.
He created a Superman theme for the church's sanctuary and replaced the pews with rows of workout equipment. He donated the pews to a Kentucky church gutted by fire.
Horvath bought the building in 2005 after the former Moore Memorial United Methodist Church merged with another Methodist church and moved out.
He says he's targeting people just beginning exercise programs and experienced athletes accustomed to strenuous workouts.
I know, I know, I look at all the wrong information and have a sick mind. He donated the old pews to a BURNED OUT CHURCH in Kentucky for Christ's sake! But all I see is:
Republican News + Repressive Church + Gym + Bodybuilder + Sampson & Superman on the cross (whafuck?) + hot-hot David on Goliath action. Damn, I'll bet the Mens' steam room/sauna at this place has more gay sex than a truck stop on the Florida Georgia border!
(YESSSSSS! Triple word rhyme! Flow-ada, Jora-Ja, Bow-a-dah! Yes, you may borrow that Mr. Sondheim).
"Wide-stance" Republicans in Ohio are out buying new spandex and lining up at their lockers as we speak. FOR THE LORD!!!
Also, I may need to get laid.
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