How dare you, I say how dare you? To suggest that I lower the standards of this fine blog to cover the tawdry likes of that media-whore from our northern-most-state-like-area-too-baren-to-qualify-as-a-Canadian-province.
This blog is about content! Not quantity! I refuse to follow the main-stream media, or the right-crazy-as-a-shit-fight-in-a-monkey-cage-conservative-fake-"news" networks and give every half a minute updates on the still-dead-pedophile-plastic-surgery-addicted-but-hey-he-could-dance-good-when-strung-out-on-every-prescription-medication-available freak.
I am trying to raise the level of discourse. Dignity is crucial.
Now back to Type "OH" Dongs (I have no doubt there is gonna be a new "toy" on the adult market any day now) and Buttfor Beaufodors. It's as hot as Satans Taint outside.
The above is exactly 150 words. Suck on that Twitter!
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You certainly covered alot of ground with this one. If it were a country song, you'd have written the perfect one.
I would however take,umbrage, with the term "media whore" in reference to the female version of "Pat Paulsen for president". It deminishes the words. It insults the likes of real, committed, old school media whores, your Lindsey's, your Brittany's and the the mother of all "Madge". I innocently enough believe this to be an Ashton Kutcher "You've been punk'd". If todays headlines "I'm not a quitter, I'm a fighter", isn't proof enough we're being played I just can't help you people. I mean isn't the fact you fucking quit the defintion of QUITTER! They are the "Grand Old Party" for fuck sake. She had to have been a joke. God, those republicans are...FUUNNEEE!
"the mother of all "Madge".
So you are saying that Madonna is worse that Palin? As a gay man, I am contractually obligated to snap my fingers at you, in Z formation, and shun you to the nth degree. Do you feel shunned? Hurts, don't it?
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